I’m at the wage cage logging in packages when I notice something weird about a box.
It’s heavier than the weight of my regrets, and the front of the box has weird drawings.
Upon further inspection, it looks like a…
BOUNCY CASTLE?!
In an apartment?! These things are MASSIVE!
I had to know where this was going.
Some hours later, the resident waddled down to pick up Pandora’s bouncy box.
The question dropped as I hand her the package.
“Hey so, where are you fitting this? Will it really go in the living room?” I ask curiously.
“No!” She laughs “we have a patio. It’ll fit there… hopefully.”
“Oh… On the 4th floor?”
“Yeah!”
“Alright…” I say as I hand her the disaster-waiting-to-happen box. “Good luck!”
Now, let’s ignore the fact that a BOUNCY CASTLE is going to be placed OUTSIDE BY A BALCONY.
I’m not a health inspector. Worrying about kids potentially flying out from balconies is outside my pay grade.
It’s just a bit disappointing to hear that the entire living room won’t turn into a bouncy castle…
But you know what’s not disappointing? Today’s HEATER.
This song is stronger than everything we’ve sent before. It’s THIS GOOD.
The sounds hit all the right notes and I’m this is getting stuck on repeat.
Njoy.
Always Forward
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