The Sleep Deprivation Christmas Spirit has bestowed upon me something magical.
You see, I love Christmas. It’s a great season where family comes together.
Uncle and some niece start fighting over politics, you get a smelly sweater from that one aunt, and Grandma brings the best food mankind has ever created and everyone has a jolly good time.
So I wanted to celebrate this season with an Advent Calendar.
But not ANY type of advent calendar…
An Electronic Music Advent calendar (Genius, I know)
But this is The Dumpster. We can’t have anything nice in here.
So with guidance of 3 hours of sleep the Christmas Spirit I turned it into the Advent Dumpsterdar. (Name in progress™️)
It looks like this:
huh?
Oh sorry, wrong image…
Every day for the next 16 days Hyperoxia and I will open a spot in this lovely Dumpsterdar.
And today you’re getting a real treat because the first box has…
….
…
Hold up it’s really tough to open…
…
…
WORST ARTIST OF THE YEAR!
Yes. It IS rude and toxic. But this is the Advent Dumpsterdar we’re talking about. It can’t be all good ;).
Now I DID promise to only send you the best of electronic music.
So you're getting the best song of this worst artist.
This is from Jorei, a Hyperoxia favorite (which is why I stole I from him :D)
Look, I like some really really weird stuff. There's times where I can genuinely listen to the most unhinged, borderline noise, schizo music.
But THIS is just S L O P.
The only shining glimmer is this one song that is well… Not for everyone.
It’s fast, it’s loud, and it’s something you would hear in a sewer rave.
And that’s why it’s the best way to open up the first day of Advent.
So turn down the volume for this one…
And Njoy.
Genre: slop Techno
Always Celebrating
P.S. If this is late it’s because I had the idea in the morning and as I was about to send it the whole trashendar thing came up and I just HAD to make something for it lol.
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