"You are a Lazy Bum"

I've been caught...

3::34pm

It’s wage cage rush hour.

As I give out packages like it’s christmas, a “peculiar” resident waddles up to me.

He patiently waits and stares at me while I give out the last packages to some compulsive buyer.

Once the compulsive buyer goes away with 15 packages, the “Peculiar” resident greets me, looks deep into my soul, and says:

“I just wanted to apologize for calling you a lazy bum.”

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“No worries sir!” I say holding back laughter “I don’t really know what you’re talking about, so no offense taken”

“Please accept my deepest apologies.” He continues with a remorseful face ”that was rude and out of place.”

“Of course, no worries.” I respond, fully accepting his.. apology for… whatever he’s talking about.

He then gave me a handshake and waddled off.

Now I don’t even REMEMBER him calling me a lazy bum in the first place…

But I don’t blame him.

All he sees is this guy sitting on his ass for 8 hours, tapping away at a computer like some crazed maniac.

So maybe I have to do a better job at hiding my “side hustle at work”

But until then, here’s today’s song.

It’s by no means lazy, in fact I daresay it will AWAKEN you from a lazy state.

What you’ll hear today is a speed heater by noone other than ALRT.

And to prove my unlaziness, you can get the spotify link for it as well.

Njoy.

Genre: Bass House

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