Trash Coming Out Fridee 2/9/24

Alright Alright here we go again.

At this point of the year the weeks have fully melted into days to the point each day feels like like a flash.

Existential dread aside let's get into this weeks releasefest.

Funniest Release Name

NONE.

The Standard Collection

Above & Beyond feat. Zoë Johnston - Crazy Love (The Rolling Stones of electronic music.)

Afrojack x Timmy Trumpet x Lil Jon - We Can't Stop (I wish you did sometimes)

Alannys Weber - KILLA (Oh wow, another drum and bass song, wonder what lyrics/beat it will have)

Aldor & Valery Lua - Stay (Aldor as a name goes HARD)

Alle Farben, Pink Panda, Benny Benassi Ft. Dave Warren - Set You Free (A lot of "freedom" themed songs...)

Allen Watts - Violator (People can still use this word for titles? IN 2024?)

Alok, Ely Oaks - Tsunami (The one by like mike is still untouched.)

ALRT - Multiplicity (Remixes Pt. 1) (I hope one of these fills the car shaped void left by Joy

Anyma - Pictures Of You (People who have 1000 pictures of someone else are pecuilar.)

ARTBAT & Armin van Buuren - Lift Off (We should go back to rocketship themed songs, always fun to read)

Basskiller - Pick Up The Phone (This sounds like a threat)

Besomorph & Adam Woods - Heart On Fire (He ate too much mcdonalds)

Blanke, Grant & Your Friend Polly - Heavy Heart (Did you know Blue Whales have the heaviest hearts?)

Blasterjaxx & Luciana - Bass Don't Lie (I wonder how much bass this actually has)

CamelPhat, Monolink, Innellea - Shelter (Man built a panic room, now a shelter? Is this a call for help?)

Christina Novelli - It’s Not Me, It’s You! (White girl anthem of the week?)

Cloonee & Dances With White Girls - To The Beat (See, this guy is even ready)

Clockvice - Bittersweet (Haven't seen this name in a long time)

Craig Connelly & HALIENE - Other Side of the World (Hixxy Remix) (None of these names sound like from the other side of the world)

David Guetta, Mason, Princess Superstar - Perfect (Exceeder) (Another guy that's still going, crazy)

Deltech - Out Of Control EP (Tech is very much in fact, out of control.)

Eli & Fur, Richard Judge, Punctual - Halo (It fell off after reach imo, but that's the only I played, lol)

Freak E Beatz & EKE - Maze (Are there even irl mazes anymore? I swear they stopped making them which is a shame)

Genesi - Done (Every youtuber atm)

Good Times Ahead - Rhythm Of The Night (Alright here we go: DiD i SeE tHiS gUy LaSt WeEk?)

Gotye, Kimbra, Fisher, Chris Lake, Sante Sansone - Somebody (Yo what the heck is FISHER doing here? huh?)

Hardwell & Bassjackers - Energy (*Has no energy)

Hamdi - Counting Remixes (The cover art for this one is quite funny)

Headhunterz, Final Day - How Far Can You (Squi-)

Henri PFR, FDVM & PollyAnna - Wanna Be Loved (I swear there's a song with this title or related every week. Are you all really that starved of love?)

HEREON - HEREON (HEREON)

HI-LO & Danny Avila - PARADISE (Did Oliver Heldens legit just abandon his original name?)

Horizon One - Fall (Wihout getting back up)

Huts & Lucles - Nothing To Lose (Huts is a fantastic name)

Hydraulics - Nerves (Have you guys ever seen an exposed nerve? Don't look it up.)

Infected Mushroom - REBORN (Everything about this gives me 1980's vibe, also the artwork has tits on it, lol)

Innellea - The Belonging (To where? The highschool circle?)

Ivy Lab - Mild Snake (Infinite Falling Ground was a phenomenal experience. I hope this one is as well)

Jackob Rocksonn - Tribesman EP (The name Jackob Rocksonn doesn't give much "Tribesman" vibes.)

Jax Jones & Zoe Wees - Never Be Lonely (Another one on loneliness. Is this like some song SEO or something?)

Jora featuring Marcus - Tonight (I love artist names that are just the first name. They're always fun to find)

KSHMR & gritney - All Night (Gritney is what I imagine a trailer park dude would name his daughter.)

KYSSA - All Talk (No game?)

Lewis Thompson & Rani - Elevate (You know it's sometimes hard to find opinions on titles like this)

Little Big & Little Sis Nora - Hardstyle Fish (Le Fishe?)

Marian (BR) - Git The Light EP (Me after I see the sun set at 5:30pm [Daylight savings is losing my mind])

Mark Sherry & David Forbes - Put The Record On (This sounds like it's missing a "white boy" at the end of the title, lol)

Mark Sixma & Domeno - Lose Control (A lot of control issues in this genre)

Marnik & Axel Cooper - Power (To do what?)

Matisse & Sadko - Pull Me Through The Fire (Citadelle Remix)

MitiS - Unity album (When are we getting another Arkasia album?)

MRVLZ & Nico Crespo - Vente Conmigo (No gracias :))

Odd Mob & OMNOM: HYPERBEAM - All Day, All Night (I hope this isn't R*ddim)

Rinaly - Astrology (Rina Mirai Tech Mix) (If I send this to the astrology girl will she give me a whole life plan based on the release date?)

Sam Laxton - Wonderland (This just sounds like a laxative brand)

San Holo & Au/Ra - Glow (In the dark or underwater?)

Sia & Kylie Minogue - Dance Alone (Just find someone to dance with, lol)

Steve Angello - Freedom (Body Ocean Remix) (Body Ocean will always sound like a deodorant brand lmfao)

Steve Aoki & Lil Jon - Get Lower (😪)

Tribbs, Neptunica & Becks - To Be Loved (HERE WE GO, ANOTHER ONE, BRO ARE YOU SERIOUS?)

Vastive - Bite Back (Kingergarden politics.)

VENGA - You're Special (No one is)

Windchaser - This Is Our Legacy (Never heard of you, sorry man)

Yurie & LÊ IZNER - Touch (Songs with this title are either really good or very basic)

Yves V & Lukas Vane - Breathe (With this air quality? I'm good)

Zhu, Upsahl - Thrill Again (The most ironic song for Zhu, lol)

Alright that should be it for this week.

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See you next week.