Reading minds

Starting with yours

"Mind reading is the ability to assume what someone is thinking or feeling without evidence, and it's not a real ability that people have. It's a cognitive distortion." - Google.

This is a definition bosses, partners, clients have GOT to read and understand because...

I AM NOT A MIND READER.

And if for some forsaken reason they WANT me to be one...

Then they better start PAYING UP those mindwidth bills. (Wait, what do you mean "it's part of the job description?")

Some people really believe you and I can foresee, predict, and act on imaginary orders sent through "brainlink" or whatever fancy tech non-communicative people use nowadays.

Please, just talk. It's free. It’s less hassle on both ends. Thank you.

With that said...

Today I'm going to read your mind!
(Since my boss is convinced I can read hers.)

For what? To find the song you want to hear today.

Okay. Let’s start. Stand very still. Don't move, breathe, blink, or think for a couple of minutes.

If you move even for a microsecond, the "magic" mind connection breaks, and I must start over.

Alright, ready?

Here goes! (Make weird microwave noises in your head for better effect)

...

...

...

WHOAH. WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THAT THOUGHT? Let's move on...

...

...

...

AHA!

Is this the song you're looking for?

Njoy!

[No Youtube link found.]

Genre: idk, I found it inside your head

Always Reading Forward

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P.S. if this song pick was wrong, now's your chance to reply back and say what you really wanted to get.

It might sound crazy but... I don't think I can read minds that well.

P.P.S Yes. Hyperoxia is STILL missing. I think he may have escaped the country with his alt-girl at this point. The lengths people will go to avoid writing an email...

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