Trash Coming Out Fridee 2/2/24

At this point, I'm just going to stop looking at the calendar because it's going too fast.

Regardless, there is some pretty good stuff coming out this Fridee.

This week's "best title" pick

Eliminate - Get Off The Internet LP

Close second:

Bleu Clair - Shake What Yo Mama

And now, the standard collection:

Alok, The Chainsmokers & Mae Stephens - Jungle (Remixes) (I remember Alok releasing 2 good songs and everything else just being slap house. No toxic but it gets old FAST.)

XotiX - Wook Rocket (It's become such a problem it's time to ship em off to the moon)

Borgore & Tima Dee - DISSOCIATED (Hol up is it me or is Borgore releasing something new every week?)

Particle - Pyro (Alright, let's do a quick guessing game: What genre does this artist sound like? Neuro? Dubstep? House? My guess is Neurofunk.)

Crimson Scar - MIND BENDER EP (Does that mean the scar is in the head?)

Evilnoiz - THE HUNT EP (Hunting for evil noise?)

LAUTRE. - FINISH LINE (Wonder who won...)

Tweakz & Teej - Loud Pack (This name sounds like the result after smoking a very loud pack. One of them even tweakz)

Moullinex & GPU Panic - Stigmata (I feel the GPU panic)

Evasion - True Intentions EP (Tax.)

Ferry Corsten & Marsh - Fulfillment (I need it as well)

DAN:ROS - Money [FRESH SQUEEZE / HEXAGON] (UH OH, HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH THE CAPS IN THE TITLE)

EXYT - Missing U Generation [HEX / HEXAGON] (SEE, I'M NOT CRAZY, BACK TO BACK)

Ivory & HURTBOX - No Man's Land (is this the new version of No Mans sky?)

Landis - Losing My Mind [HEXAGON] (Wait this one doesn't have it...)

Worvan & Juyong - Keep On Jumpin' [HEXAGON] (This one doesn't either... ALSO IS IT HEXAGON DAY?)

Fred V, Danny Connors & Petra Luke - Metronome (I hope this is as good as whatever came out in Radiate)

Fred Pellichero - Kondor [HΞXHIBITION / HEXAGON] (MORE HEXAGON? HUH?)

Tiga vs. Audion - Let's Go Dancing (Matroda Remix) (I'm good 😄)

SCNDL - Make You Sweat (Getting real tired of people offering to make me sweat. Knock2 did it right but at this point it's just going to smell like cheese and not in a good way.)

Gramatik - Ice Machine (I remember leaving random things like toys, wrappers and even coins when i was a kid in the ice machines at hotels, wonder what they did to it...)

Extra Terra & Infraction - DIGITAL PHONK (There's physical phonk?)

DJ Starfish - No Game MINUTE TO MIDNITE / HEXAGON (Don't worry DJ Starfish, I feel you. MORE HEXAGON BTW)

Nostalgix - Star City EP (Can I escape there? can't take miami life no more.)

Maddix - Open Sesame (Wonder what he'll find inside)

MORTEN - Control (I remember heartbeat was a really nice song, don't remember more after that)

Boombox Cartel & MKLA - Guide You (Signal) (Unsure how much I'd trust in the guidance of a CARTEL.)

AC Slater - Bassface (feat. Young Lyxx) (What does it look like?)

The Living Proof & Asteroid Afterparty - Crashing Back to You (Asteroids and crashing into me sounds like.a plan)

Low again - Bakermat (What's wrong with bakermat?)

Jordan Dae - Can You Feel It (I can't, sorry)

Glaas - Feel It (Feel what? Glaas? Glaas shards? Should I eat it too?)

Sick Individuals - Atmosphere (Am I going crazy or are there like 5 names that pop up every week?)

Bear Grillz & OG Nixin - Open Up The Pit (I SWEAR I JUST SAW THIS GUY NOT TOO LONG AGO...)

Ape Drums - Nobody Knows (feat. Clementine Douglas) (Nobody knows what huh?)

TV Noise, Lalo Ebratt, Cobuz & Bustta - Toki (This does sound like a whole ass TV channel with all those names)

Two Friends & Subtronics - Big Booty Riddim (😪)

Divine & brothel. - Forget Me (Done 👍)

LNY TNZ & The Kemist - Don't Kill My Vibe (Why not? Unsure what type of vibes a Kemist would bring other than threat of random combustion)

P0gman - Slaughterhouse (Watch this be something like ambient lmfao)

Nothing But Thieves - Oh No :: He Said What? (He said he saw you take the cologne off the shelf without paying.)

Neotek - CYBERWARE EP (i CAN'T WAIT TO GET A NEURALINK CHIP INSTALLED AND GET ADVERTISEMENTS IN MY DREAMS, THE FUTURE IS NOW)

Thomas Anthony & Control Room - Move Like Dat (feat. Chase Paves) [SUB RELIGION / HEXAGON] (OH WOW, ANOTHER SONG BY HEXAGON? AND IT'S ABOUT M O V I N G? Revolutionary.)

Oliver Henry & Keepa - You Forget (Remixes) (I do, sorry, my memory isn't that good)

Zurra - Shake That (Many songs about shaking and moving, smh)

ZOYA - One [We'd Be Love] (This lowkey sounds like a Soy Sauce brand, lol)

Crissy Criss - War On Silence: Remixed (War on silence? never been easier to win.)

Charlotte Plank - Rage (Against the machine?)

Fetish - In The Rave (Anyone seen that video of the guy being showered with titty milk? yeah.)

Wavedash & Madeon - all ur luv (ft. Toro y Moi) (All my luv left after electro house died, lol)

Alright, that's it for this week!

Lets hope February goes slower.

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