Trash Coming Out Fridee 3/1/24

Will you look at the calendar! It’s MARCH already!

More importantly, it’s Fridee. And it’s a heavy one too.

It makes sense for this many releases on the first of the month. Something about Mondays, the start of the month, and the beginning of the year gives a sensation of hope that makes it great to start new habits.

Anyway, we’re here for music, so let’s go.

Funniest song title

NONE. Again :(

Most Expected Release

Feed Me - Calorific (YESSIR THE KING IS BACK)

The primo collection

&Lez - The Rhythm of Dancing (A lot of dances look up straight up psychotic. Tiktok only made it worse.)

7S - Lost in the Music (I swear one of these songs come out every week)

A7S & Alok - Monster (Hear me now is still one of Alok’s best songs.)

Acraze, Pickle, NKY - Runny Nose (Yeah everyone in florid has this, it’s pretty crazy.)

Adventure Club - Voices (feat. Medyk) (In my head?)

AFROKI (Afrojack & Steve Aoki) - Everything You Do (feat. Aviella) (What type of name is AFROKI bro oh my lord)

Airwave - Extronic (Sounds like a medicine for shingles)

Alex Martin - Eyes On Me SUB [RELIGION / HEXAGON] (Hexagon release #1)

Alexandra B-Whyle - Santa Cruz (Looked the place up, looks nice)

Andy Moor, Somna & Natalie Major - Born To Run (Yelow Remix) (David Goggins song?)

Avao - I Wanna Dance (The vocals used in Odezsa - Say my name come up whenever I read a title like this)

Bassnectar - The Golden Rule (Remixes) (Is it a crime to have this guy in here? lol)

BiXX - Symphonic Gods (I know them: F.O.O.L, Ekcle, and Savant)

Black Barrel - 94 / Do That (Do what? 94?)

Blanke, Rezz - Everywhere, Nowhere (My mind at work)

Borgore, Artix - Mucho Cash (Si senor, yo necesito)

Brave The Storm - Taste Oblivion EP (It probably tastes like expired cheese)

BROHUG & Medium Rare - Beat Drop (Will the beat drop medium rare? hehe)

CamelPhat - Home (Vintage Culture Remix) (I love big homes)

Ciaran McAuley - Love Heals (Ronski Speed Remix) (It ain’t healing the fact she took the kids. Also speed remix is HILARIOUS)

Crystal Skies - Stardust (Album) (Stardust from Zeds Dead is one of the best songs ever)

Curbi - East Bounce (East coast best coast)

Daniel Portman - Resist the Time (LITERALLY impossible. We are all marching towards our doom.)

Daxson & Nation of One - Now Or Never (Craig Connelly Remix) (Never)

David Penn, OFFAIAH - Satisfied (Never)

Diplo & Sharam - Anthem (feat. Pony) (Oh look, another walking case)

Direct - Ghost (His ambient is still one of the freshest out there)

DJ Hidden - The White Mountain EP (How are we supposed to find it if it’s hidden?)

Dr Meaker & The Doggett Brothers - All My Love (Another title I’ve seen almost every week #20)

Duke & Jones - Horizon (Artist sounds like a pharma company, lol)

Effin - In The Sky (Like that one couple that was found in the airplane bathroom?)

Elysian - Sparks in the Night (I see them everywhere. Help)

ENiGMA Dubz - Mixtape 2: #Vibes (Enigma Dugz)

ESCARGOT & Snails - ESCARGOT [HEXAGON] (Hexagon name spotting #2)

Fonzerelli - Long Way Down (Me when I look out from the balcony)

Freaky - CLOSER (feat. Donna Tella) (Unsure how close I want to be to a guy named FREAKY)

Galantis, David Guetta, 5 Seconds of Summer - Lighter (Oh wow, another radio anthem, do those even exist anymore?)

Gardna x Pola & Bryson - Down Low

Gesaffelstein - Hard Dreams (The emperor is back as well look at that)

Good Times Ahead & Kideko - WORK (I’ve done enough of that for the next 40 years)

Gorgon City - You Know It (Know what?)

Harris & Ford x Luca-Dante Spadafora - Hush Little Baby (Or what?)

Hazardoze & Stuckinmymind - Sequence (What the heck are these names LMAO)

Jack Beats - Stairs To Nowhere (POV: The government center elevator is broken)

Jay Robinson - Basement Freakin' (Why do people use basements for the weirdest of things?)

JEANIE & DoiL - Kiss of Death (feat. TINYKVT) (Goth girls give the best of these)

Jim Yosef & Rory Hope - Risk It All (Me 5 minutes into the casino)

Jimmi Rider - Guataqui (Wonder what type of song this is1)

JLV - What It Is [SOMETHING GOOD / HEXAGON] (I can’t take these hexagon releases anymore)

Jolliffe - Pale EP (Me irl)

John Askew - Push It (I’m tired of Pushing it, John, every week someone asks me to do it.)

Kasbo, Shallou - Atlantis (5 minute craft video songs?)

Kaskade - On My Way (Chill Mix) (To where?)

Kbyat - Again (And again and again and again and again and again)

Lee Mvtthews - Exit LP (I wish they were more specific and had ridiculously long titles like “Escape the basement my mother has kept me in for the past 15 years.” Would be funnier IMO)

Lister - Back 2 Berlin (What is it with electronic music artists and Berlin?

lockbox, sidney blair - god rays (i like the lowercase titles)

Lost Frequencies & Bastille - Head Down (Lost Frequencies & SUARK Deluxe Remix) (Has bastille done anything good since Wild World?)

Low:R - Can You Hear Me LP (I can’t. Everyone is deaf now)

LVGA & Nautica - See Me Fly (Like a bird or a plane or what?)

Manse & Neyra - Won’t Let Go (Festival Mix) (Wonder what the hell a “Festival” mix is)

Marek Mela - Bring It (Sorry, I left the house 20 minutes ago and forgot it)

Markus Schulz - Liquid Night (Have had a couple of those before)

MARAUDA - GLEEFUL GOD (OH WOW WONDER HOW UNIQUE THIS WILL SOUND)

Martin Garrix, Seth Hills - Biochemical+ (Seth hills is going to carry this song)

MaxMillion & MAA - Lypergo [Generation HEX / HEXAGON] (Hexagon spotting #4)

Meduza & Alec - Monopoly (Bad game. Dm me for the best board games that don’t make you want to die)

Moore Kismet, W IN K - ENERGY (Prodigy collab)

MUZZ - Rain Dance (Who actually dances in the rain without getting sick? I think that’s just negligence and asking to get sick)

Mythm - Grim (With a name like mythm…)

Neon Steve - So Cold With It (Well yeah, it’s winter)

NGHTMRE, Juelz, Shasimone - Thrilla (Juelz will carry this song)

Nicky Romero - All Night Long (Oh wow, another one of these titles, cool)

Oddprophet - The Tempest Pt.1 EP (Most unique dubstep to come out in 6 years)

OG Nixin - Up In Smoke (My job site if they don’t chill out)

OMAIR presents O/Mi & Carla Werner - Diamond Things (Diamond is overrated, btw)

Pao, Oshua - Concrete (Cement.)

Pilo - X Remixes, Pt. 2 (EXCISION? PT 2?)

Pirate Snake - These Lips [HΞXHIBITION / HEXAGON] (Hexagon spotting #5)

Rameses B - UFO (This guy has one of the most fun dnb there is.)

Ralphie B & Frank Waanders pres. Collide1 - The Cult (EDM twitter song)

Ray Volpe - SEE YOU DROP (Is this a threat?)

Rene Ablaze - Here Fo/rever (Silly Rene, Nothing is forever)

Rezone - Alone (No rez)

Rico Nasty & Boyz Noise - ARINTINTIN (Challenge: read this title right the first try)

Rival & Diandra Faye - Scars (Generic song title #1386)

rSUN - Who's the Best (Not you pal)

Sander van Doorn - High On You (Must be a pretty crap drug then)

Seeb - Before You Go (No, I'm leaving, send it by text or something)

Sevin - Bits & Pieces LP (49°56'17.8"N 75°59'51.5"E)

SG Lewis, Chloe Caillet - Costa (Man these titles are sometimes really hard to find something to say for)

ShockOne - Organism Algorithm LP (He literally just said “Human AI”)

Skellytn - Breaking Point (Very close to reaching it too man)

Sleepnet & Lumen - Finality (Sleepnet more like SleepER)

Sneijder - In and Out of My Life (Will Rees Remix) (The girl that keeps running my life (this is the 5th time this happens))

Solarstone ft. Lucia Holme - The Last Defeat PT II (Sam Laxton Remix) (LAST DEFEAT IN 2 PARTS? WHAT IS THIS? AOT?)

Solanca x Little Foot - Stillits (Sounds like a legit sickness)

Spag Heddy - The Noodle Effect (Re-Heated) (Another one?)

StadiumX, B Jones, Maria Mathea - Don‘t Forget (Already did)

Submarine - Double Down / Keyrog (People who double down either make it big or fail miserably)

Sullivan King - Blame / Thank You For Raging [Hopeless Records] (WHAT TYPE OF LABEL IS THAT LMAO)

Sultan + Shepard - Endless, Dawn (Don’t these guys release like every other week? Crazy)

Serum & Voltage - Straight Up Dad Sh*t: Vol 1 (Oh yeah, more dads in the EDM scene more than ever)

TentFergus - Houston (What the heck is that name?)

Timmo Hendriks - Need You Now (Gonna have to wait man, kinda far away and traffic is insane rn)

Turno - Killer VIP (What a terrible name for a killer.)

Valentino Khan - POWERLINE EP (I love throwing copper-wrapped stones at these)

Walker & Royce & James Patterson - Might Just (Do what, huh, James? Might just do what?)

yetep - Poetry (*Is music*)

Thats it!

I hope…

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See you next week!