"I know where you live!!!"
I look up and see “Stalky” - a resident - holding a sheet of paper with my full name on it.
Then, with a huge grin, he says the following. (Printed in verbatim)
"Tomorrow I'll know your birthday. On Saturday I'll know where you worked before and who your friends are. By Monday, I'll know when the last time you had sex was!"
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…
…
Sigh. Not another one of these…
I look him in the eye, smile, and say, "Oh, cool. So are you visiting once you find all that?"
"YES!" he says with a laugh, then leaves. Probably to hire a hitman or something.
Oh well, just another day of Condo Wage Cage™️ (unofficial psych wards)...
Now, I know that there are a few things you can find on me (since I regularly check), but I wanted to see what he would find.
And to my surprise there was…
Not much, lol.
But what I did find…
Were the best Fridee releases BAYBEE.
So while I’m getting doxxed and potentially kidnapped, YOU can hear some REALLY GOOD MUSIC.
Found and assembled with less abrasive and privacy-invading methods, lol.
Njoy.
The best fridee release.
The House address is online.
Works at a pier (Bass)
Living next to a lake with hills (techno)
That weird thing you find on the search results (Surpirse)
Has Big Drums and Fat Bass
Still stuck in eras of the past (Deep Dubstep)
Drives like a madman (Synthwave/Electro)
Hasn’t gotten over the past 8 exes (Wave)
Even the paid report doesn’t have any info (palette cleanser)
Always Stalked Forward
Hz
P.S. If you don’t hear from me on Monday, you know what happened…
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