It’s a calm and pretty day. Florida is going through a terrible hurricane, it’s fridee, and you’re ready to get home from work.
Things can’t be better.
Once home, you open your email, all excited to see what’s going on in the world, when your phone rings with an emergency alert.
⚠️ EMERGENCY ALERT FROM DUMPSTER HQ.⚠️
PEAK HAS HIT THE TWIN TRASHPILES. A BATCH OF PEAK JUST HIT THE EAST TRASHPILE. THE DUMPSTER IS UNDER ATTACK.
You turn on the TV and see a news report by what looks like a crackhead who’s about to tweak.
“This is reporter definitelynotHz and we are live from outside the Dumpster. Details are coming in hot and it seems like the ones responsible for this atrocity are…
Trashifornian Knock2
American’t San holo and Belgian Bat Tchami
Chicago Cretin Nitepunk…
Oh no… Hold up station. It seems like the list of attackers keeps getting bigger…
Netherland Neanderthal Fox Stevenson
Australian Anomaly Rufus du so-
Hold up station, it looks like something is approaching…
“MR HZ GET DOWN”
BOOM
“THAT WAS A BIG ONE”
I’m afraid a second pack of peak has hit the West Trashpile…
We’re still getting the names of those responsible…
French Freak Clozee x (Unknown) LSDream
Chicago Cretin Kaskade
Netherland Neanderthal HI-LO
Misseryan Notaker
Oh the horror. Thousands are dancing and enjoying themselves.
Who could have organized such a terrible thing?! Do people even have this much time to listen to all these heaters?
This calls for an emergency folks…
An emergency SHOWCASE FRIDEE BAYBEE.
It’s dangerous to go outside. You never know which of these attackers may get to you and destroy your playlist.
I’ve included some secret ones that aren’t on this “most wanted list” just to keep things interesting.
If you recognize any of these individuals, please report it to the nearest officer. I recommend adding it to a playlist to remember it for later ;)
But above all…
Njoy.
MOST FUN SONG OF THE WEEK.
Groovy House
Techno
Melodic House (Really good actually)
Hardstyle
Experimental Drum & Bass
Melodic D&B
Yeah I don’t know what to call this Drum & Bass. Giga unique.
Chill Breaks
Something special ;)
Always Forward Reporting
DefinitelynotHz
P.S. 9/11 Jokes… Yeah I probably have to get help. While I do that though, let me know which song you enjoyed the most! There will be a magical one I didn’t send because it certainly is acquired taste. All yours if you reply <3
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