WHOA. Oh man... were am i?
BZZZT
OUCH. Oh... H-Hey there.
My name is Ja- BZZT
WHAT WAS ELECTRIC SHOCK THAT FOR. Oh... That’s… not my name anymore?
Wait what the [redacted] is that name? I'm no- BZZZZZT
OKAY OKAY I get it. Sheesh... No wonder the other guy went missing.
Anyway… my name is Hypoxemia.
I've been told that I'm...
Supposed to write emails about electronic music?...
Who would think of such a stu- BZZZZZT
OW okay okay sorry. You don't have to keep using that. BZZZT.
[redacted] you [redacted]. Dude. The one day I leave my home and I get kidnapped…
Okay now the shadow figure is telling me to do 2 things…
Give some sort of… insight? (What type of clown comes up with this crap?)
and talk about a song.
My only insight is: HEL-. BZZZZZZZT
OUCH. Okay okay… The shadowy figure just started playing this song. I don’t have much to say about it other than…
It’s quite groovy. I don’t know what genre it is but it has this tropical vibe to it despite being middle of winter.
Is the track selection always this trash? BZZZZZZZZZT
OKAY OKAY I GET IT. I like the song. It has a great singer and the lyrics are fantastic!
No. I don’t know who any of these people are. I don’t even know what this type of music is called.
I think this is a great song and you should give it a listen. It looks like my life depends on it.
Genre: Groovy day at the beach?
Send Help Audaces fortuna iuva.
-Hypoxemia
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